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How to make a million
« on: April 03, 2006, 01:53:50 PM »
I'd love to, if u have any ideas please feel free, so far i have

Rob a bank
Marry an old rich bird
Sell body parts

But i don't fancy any of these, ideas????
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Re: How to make a million
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2006, 04:49:01 PM »
Well I made my first million by pimping. Its easy money if you can get into it :)
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Re: How to make a million
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2006, 10:29:31 AM »
Ever thought about stocks and shares,Just for a bit of fun put 500pounds into post and telephone shares, but only do this in Oct, wait over the christmas, then in late Jan, sell em. take them out even if the shares are still going up ( because the shares will drop and fast, )....John 2000 8)
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Re: How to make a million
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2006, 09:02:54 PM »
Lots of overtime.. oh, I dunno.  Write a book and hope it becomes a bestseller, blockbuster film, leading onto merchandise etc.  like JK Rowling... Dan Brown.  Become a Premiership footballer (they do not deserve that level of pay! It's ridiculous the price people pay for tickets.) 

But always remember that easier-said-than-done rule about  not letting your income exceed your spending!


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Re: How to make a million
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2006, 12:17:48 AM »
Go and stay in house with 11 strangers. Then put on a big act about how nice you really are.