Author Topic: Winstone the tortoise gone.  (Read 1906 times)

townie

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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2016, 12:05:25 PM »
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Could you give us a description of Winstone ?

Spud she has four legs a head, tail and a petrol pump body. Hope this helps.
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2016, 02:45:27 PM »
If I lived close to Bedford, I would buy four tortoise and cash in on that 5,000 pounds.       ;)
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2016, 10:05:49 PM »
Someone has tried that but unfortunately one turned out to be a Hedgehog. LOL   
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2017, 03:04:02 PM »
 ;D      :idiot2:
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2017, 03:12:02 PM »
I hope it wasn't eaten by Mick the Navvy, mistaken for a crusty pie. :o
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2017, 03:14:45 PM »

I hope it wasn't eaten by Mick the Navvy, mistaken for a crusty pie. :o


Steve, who is Mick the Navvy?
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2017, 03:15:46 PM »
 The guy who was drunk at the fairground and won a tortoise. He went again the next night and won again. The guy gave him a goldfish but he said he'd rather have another crunchy pie.
 
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2017, 03:27:28 PM »

The guy who was drunk at the fairground and won a tortoise. He went again the next night and won again. The guy gave him a goldfish but he said he'd rather have another crunchy pie.


What sort of beer do they serve in Shropshire?  ;D
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2017, 03:28:58 PM »
Probably better than the dishwater where you are ;D
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2017, 03:30:37 PM »

Probably better than the dishwater where you are ;D


That's probably due to being surrounded by the likes of Lidl and Aldi  ;D
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Re: Winstone the tortoise gone.
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2017, 03:46:40 PM »
At least I'm paying less then you ;D
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