Ohh, I have another one of those which was posted on another forum I visit:
FOR THOSE BORN BEFORE 1986
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
kids in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived,
because:
1) Our baby cots were covered with brightlycoloured lead-based
paint which was promptly chewed and licked.
2) We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or
cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.
3) When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops (or wooden
Scholls) and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels.
4) As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags -
riding in the passenger seat was a treat.
5) We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.
6) We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice
with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we
were always outside playing.
7) We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and
no-one actually died from this.
We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After
running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve
the problem.
9) We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as
we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one
minded.
10) We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 999 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile
phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.
11) We had friends - we went outside and found them.
12) We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!
13) We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no law
suits.
14) We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other
parents.
15) We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners catching us.
17) We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, WALKED to
school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which
was just round the corner.
18) We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.
19) We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
20) The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law.
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and
responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one
of them.
Congratulations!
We've been lucky to grow up as real kids,
before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for
our own good.