Author Topic: Words of Wisdom Ditties  (Read 1032 times)

John_Lerwill

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Words of Wisdom Ditties
« on: December 23, 2006, 08:04:04 PM »
The moment you are in tension, you will loose your attention -
then you are in total confusion and you will feel irritation.
Then you will spoil personal relation.
Ultimately you won't get co-operation, then you will make things complication.
Then your BP may also raise caution! and you may have to take medication.
Instead understand the situation and try to think about the solution.
Many problems will be solved by discussion which will workout better in your profession. It is only for our prevention.
If sorted, you will never come again to tension !!!
We are all ONE - despite appearances!

Graham

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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2006, 08:37:49 PM »
Dat is rijmen en dichten, zonder U gat op-te-lichten! Double Dutch as I'm sure your wise words will be to someone else!  ;D

John_Lerwill

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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2006, 09:36:34 PM »
Dat is rijmen en dichten, zonder U gat op-te-lichten! Double Dutch as I'm sure your wise words will be to someone else!  ;D

 :D

Oh, I've got an encyclopaedia of such wisdoms, Graham! They have to be thought about.

If you want to know about Mulla Nasruddin, I'll tell you about him someday.  :)
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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2006, 10:00:59 PM »
If you want to know about Mulla Nasruddin, I'll tell you about him someday.  :)

Yes by all means! He sounds like a soul-mate.

John_Lerwill

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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2006, 10:18:59 PM »
Ok. The stories or aphorisms of Mulla Nasruddin are not quite in the same vein as my opening ditty, but are likely to make you wonder what they're all about - and is there only one truth imbedded in them?...

In this story, Mullah had been crossing a border with his goats for many years, and had formed a kind of friendship with the border guards, who were amazed when one day they espied Mullah regailed now in his finery, quite different from the peasant figure they had been seeing all this time. Having secretly thought that Mulla was somehow smuggling valuables across the border all this time, they asked him how he came by his new-found riches. "By smuggling goats", he replied.  ::)
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Graham

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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2006, 10:39:36 PM »
J_L, He does sound a lot like me  ;D. In my racing days I would cross many borders with loads of bike stuff to sell, mainly clothing. Whenever I was asked, at the border, what all that gear was for, I said "to race with". They always let me through. One time crossing a border, this was before the EEC, I had a car full of booze, the customs officer made me stop and open my boot. He found it full of booze, dozens of bottles. When he asked me what it was for I said "to drink", he said "that's OK then" and let me go!

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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2006, 11:29:20 PM »
Ha Ha, Sod this thread as i have had a drink. Bet it does Roy's head in....then again. ;D

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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2006, 11:47:24 PM »
Jacqueline, wish that I could join in, but with this [censored]*in' mechanical heart valve I have to behave myself these days :'(.

John_Lerwill

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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2006, 10:10:30 AM »
The Mulla walked into a shop one day. The owner came forward to serve him.

"First things first," said Nasrudin, "did you see me walk into your shop?"

"Of course."

"Have you seen me before?"

"Never in my life."

"Then how do you know it is me?"

ANOTHER:

One day, the Mulla asked his wife to make a large quantity of halwa. He ate nearly all of it. In the middle of the night, Nasrudin woke her up.

"I've just had an important thought."

"Tell it to me."

"Bring me the rest of the halwa, and I will tell you."

When she had brought it, she asked him again.

The Mulla first finished up the halwa.

"The thought," said Nasrudin, "was: Never to go to sleep without finishing up all the halwa that has been made during the day."
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Re: Words of Wisdom Ditties
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2006, 10:46:22 AM »
Mulla Nasruddin wouldn't be very good at those, Graham.  ::)
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