I remember a story, ( but don't know how true it is ), about a trip by coach to blackpool for a works day outing,
Well every one was on the beer, and having a great time, they all arrived safe at Blackpool, and they all had a great day out at the fun fair, on the roundabouts,swings, and of course bingo. well the time came for them to return home, so they all met at the coach station, they found the drive waiting for them, so they all got on board, all had, had a great day most where three sheets to the wind, ( drunk), anyway, as they were getting the bus they saw a guy fast asleep, "is he with us, they asked the driver "don't know, have a look in his pockets to see where he lives, he lived in Aston Birmingham, OK, he's with us lot, so they put him on the bus, to come home, the busdriver dropped all his passengers off by where they lived ( as they used to do in them days ), they found the address of the guy they picked up and, he was still blind drunk, and couldn't stand, so they helped him to the front door, while banging on the door, the woman next door open the bedroom window, asking what was all the noise for, "we've brought Harry home was the reply", don't talk daft, he's on holiday for two weeks with his family in Blackpool,", they left him at his front door, and they [censored] off........